Thank you, Rob. This is Patrick Byrne. Today, we have an informative and exciting and, I hope, fruitful earnings call for you. You'll have to follow along on the slide deck carefully, and it's different than the slide decks we've done in the past. So I'll jump right in and I'll call at each slide as I hit in. Slide 3. Our sales growth is down to 5%. A nice op - $51 million of operating cash flow. We have a fine, sustainable business here. I'm going to be going into more details shortly. But let's start with the Retail business, and the Retail business had a 4% increase. It's still growing 4%. Its gross profit is growing nicely, 13%, and it made a $1.4 million. We have a $1.4 million pretax income in the Retail business. We have just fine healthy Retail business. But it's about time. I'm going to do something a bit different now. It is about time that it seems to me there's an elephant in the room, that one could have -- I talked about in the last couple of years. But it's really about time that I have to talk about it directly, and that is Wayfair and Wayfair's effects on the digital marketing landscape and our business, your business. So we'll -- I know I opened the door to somebody saying, "Oh, you're blaming this and that on Wayfair." I'm really -- that's why I have avoided talking about Wayfair for a lot of these several years that they have been coming on. But at this point, I would feel remiss since the point of these calls and these communications, is to inform you, shareholders, about the realities of the business you own. I think at this point, I would be remiss not to talk about Wayfair, I hope you feel the same way after we go through these slides. So let me go to Slide 5. Let me take you to Slide 5. This is something out of the recent article in Internet Retailer. These are their numbers, their analysis of how much these different retailers really spend on marketing as a percentage of sales. And you see we're in 7%, Amazon is at 5%, Wayfair is at 18%, other people are in the 20s and up to 30% now, so what they're spending as a percentage of sales on marketing. Go to Slide 6. This is our visitors versus Wayfair's visitors. And you see that Wayfair has over the last 2 years, caught up to us in the total number of visitors and eclipsed us by a small amount. Slide 7 shows how-- the same visit data but now with the ad spend. And our -- their ad spend is basically 3x our ad spend, 3x or more. Such that if you go to Slide 8, you see the actual cost per visitor. We run about $0.30; they run $0.90. So they're spending 3x as much to get someone to visit their site as Overstock is spending. I'm going to walk through a whole lot of Wayfair-related slides, so stay with me. But we'll be coming back to Overstock. Slide 9. You see our brand awareness and association with lower prices and quality for the prices that actually still surpasses Wayfair even though we believe they are now spending 6x what we are spending on TV, by the way. Slide 10, customer acquisition costs. We ran about half of Wayfair. Slide 11. They like to -- Wayfair likes to talk about their customer loyalty as they measure it. It is that purple number. It's now 58%. When we measure ours the same way, we don't think that this is a great way to think about customer loyalty but just an apples-to-apples measure. And we take our home and garden category, which is directly comparable to Wayfair. You see what ours is -- that we're running at the 71% now. Here's a very telling slide, Slide 12. This is -- the gray line is their -- is their revenue growth and the purple line is their growth in their advertising spending. And what you can see is there was a period of about 5 quarters where they had a surge, they had a surge in 1 particular channel. And we know what that channel is, and we've -- we made adjustments and I think they made a mistake in believing that, that was -- that they were going to keep enjoying that surge. It remind me of Warren Buffett likes to speak of the rooster who thinks it's crowing makes the sun rise. They thought that they were doing something that was giving them the surge and they adjusted accordingly. And I think you'll see it turned out to be a mistake. But in any case, they are now down to the point -- it seems to me that they're following what's a reasonable precept was don't let your advertising dollars grow faster than your actual revenue. And in order to follow that principle -- that means there's a frontier they have to stay within. And Slide 12 shows that to stay within that frontier, it means that they've had to -- they're having to retard their growth in advertising dollars to stay within that frontier. They have now reached the point, and I see what they've been doing in Q1 and it's clear to me what they're doing -- they've now reached the point where they're not -- that's going to keep descending on its own to 25 and teens. And then eventually, I think to stay within that frontier, they'd actually have the start shrinking 20% or 30%, actually cutting marketing dollars to keep it within that frontier. In the way I model it, it would probably take until they were shrinking about 20%. But they're not going to do that. They're going to insist, I believe, judging from what they've done in the Q1 in the digital marketing scape, where they've actually spent -- we believe they spent more in Q1 than they spent in Q4 this year for the first time, that they're just going to -- they must be saying -- we're just going to fix this at 25% or something or 30%. We're going to just make sure we keep growth there. For them to keep growth there, those lines have to cross for the first time, which means, you'll see a steeper deterioration in their financial results if they let those lines cross. They're reporting numbers in a week, and I believe you're going to see those lines cross for the first time because I think they've just made a strategic decision that no matter how bad things get, they just have to -- they just have to floor marketing to keep the growth from doing what it is and decaying any further. Okay, Slide 13. This is why this all matters so much. At the end of the day, an incremental dollar -- $100 of incremental sales actually delivers $11 or $12 to us of money we can spend to support the corporation. That's the contribution on the incremental $100. In their case, it's about $2.5. In other words, an incremental dollar revenue does 4x -- it's 3x to 4x as much good for us as it does for Wayfair. Obviously, if their number were all the way at 0, one way to think of that is then there is no scale that solves their problem for them no matter how much bigger they got, it would add nothing to the bottom line. But they aren't at 0 but they averaged about 3% in the last year. And so I know Wall Street likes to look at top line, but to me, you have to understand that what's the real economics on incremental sales and it's worth about 1/3 or 1/4 as much for Wayfair as it is for us. If you go to Slide 14. Now these all add up to bigger and bigger points. So that's the situation on their marketing. Now you go to -- we start talking about their overhead and their efficiency. Now they're bigger than us now, 80% bigger than us. Do they have any economies of scale? Slide 14 is our revenue per employee. And you see on Slide 15, the same thing on an annual basis, and again, we -- where our employees are getting about 60%, 70% more revenue per employee than theirs. So there is no efficient -- there's a diseconomy of scale in this case. Slide 16. On the left-hand side, you see Overstock's -- what I think of as what I used to call [ scupper ] box accounting, what our overhead is and what our contribution dollars are. And you see that we have managed that very scientifically. It hasn't been huge, but we have managed our overhead such that it's a tad below our contribution, so we stay in the black. And I think we're the only e-tailer I can think of that can say that, how carefully we have managed that. On the right-hand side, you see Wayfair's, and this can be actually deceptive because it may not be clear quite how bad a situation this is. But in their case, they're now -- their overhead is now $290 million. They're generating $93 million of contribution. In other words, they would have to triple -- they would have to triple and not pick up a dollar in expense to even get to the point where they'd be losing just $10 million per year. I think they way overbuilt their infrastructure on the strength of that surge, not quite understanding that, that surge in the one channel I described was going to -- was not going to carry them forever. Let me break for a moment there. I'm here with Saum and a fellow I call Spock. I'm not going to identify him any further. Do you guys want to -- but these guys are in the trenches every day with us. Do you want to comment on this so far?