Thank you, Nancy. Good morning, everyone, and thank you for joining us today. First, let me say that I'm very pleased to be here, and I'm excited about joining the company at this important moment in time. The team has done an outstanding job over the past few years transforming Newell Rubbermaid into a more competitive company. I want to thank Mark Ketchum for his determination to build a brand-led company and for the work he and the team did tackling the costs, capital structure and portfolio issues the company faced. We're positioned for growth. My job will be to write the next chapter, a chapter that I believe can end with Newell Rubbermaid being a bigger, faster-growing, more profitable, more global company. There's significant upside for us to unlock, and I'm confident we have the people, the brands and the resources necessary to capture it. ] I'll talk more about our path forward at a future date. Today, I want to focus on the Q2 results and provide more clarity with respect to the guidance for the balance of the year. Of course, at the end of our prepared remarks, Juan, Nancy, and I are happy to answer any questions you might have. I spent the first couple of weeks with the team understanding the current state of play and have a good sense of where the opportunities and the risks are in the business. Of course, I was not starting from scratch as I've been a board member since November of 2009. To be clear, there's some revisions to be made to guidance to balance the risk profile in the second half of the year and to set 2012 up for success. In my opinion, they're not major changes, but are appropriate given the challenges in 1 or 2 of our businesses and the need to continue to invest in the long-term growth of our categories. So let's dive in. I'll focus first on our second quarter headlines and performance highlights, and then outline our expectations for the remainder of the year. As you'd expect, Juan will then go into more detail on the numbers. Overall, our second quarter core growth was in line with the expectations we communicated in early June, although the profile of delivery was different from what we forecasted. Baby & Parenting continued to underperform, and the Tools, Hardware & Commercial Products group delivered very good results, with overall core growth of nearly 9% and double-digit core growth in Commercial Products and Industrial Products & Services. Total Q2 sales grew 5.1% on a reported basis with core sales growth of 1.9%. Gross margin was 37.5%, largely in line with expectations, but down 175 basis points versus last year's onetime benefit-driven high of 39.3%. Normalized EPS is $0.46, $0.04 above consensus but below the $0.51 delivered in Q2 2010. We made good progress during the quarter in a number of our businesses, and our brand-led growth agenda continues to gain traction in the marketplace. Six global business units delivered core sales growth greater than 5%, with 3 of those 6 delivering core sales growth greater than 10%. In Asia-Pacific, core sales grew a strong 17.2%, and in Latin America, core sales grew 10.4%. Our innovations, marketing programs and customer initiatives are making an impact. Paper Mate is gaining share behind new awareness programs and strong innovations like our low viscosity ink innovation introduced in Latin America. Sharpie is gaining share with innovations on pens and pencils and our new Start with Sharpie campaign. As an aside, if you have a few minutes, check out Sharpie's new website at sharpie.com and our new webisodes on Sharpie's YouTube channel. Office Products was recognized by Walmart in the supply chain area as the 2010 Collaborative Vendor of the Year, an award given to the best provider of customer service in our peer group. Rubbermaid Consumer is growing share in Food and Beverage, with the launch of Glass Easy Find Lids, and also in cleaning, with our Reveal Spray Mop innovation. Calphalon was named 2010 Vendor of the Year at Target for the work that team has done to unlock category growth with the Target guest. Levolor has expanded the number of SmartSide in-store machines at Lowes, leading its great incremental consumer sales and improved customer productivity. Fine Writing is growing nicely with the launch of Parker Sonnet and Waterman Pure White collections and the opening of our 400 luxury shop-in-shop in China. Our Lenox industrial saw blade business is accelerating growth, leveraging the significant infrastructure investment being made in Asia, as the trend to urbanization continues with our new Q88 band saw blade. And our Commercial Products portfolio is being deployed into high-profile, high-traffic venues. Every time you travel through Heathrow or any other airport in the world, you should increasingly see that bright yellow bucket with the red Rubbermaid logo, or our new Rubbermaid HYGEN Clean Water System, with a built-in filtration device that cleans the water, improving maintenance staff's productivity and reducing water and chemical usage. These are all important and strategic initiatives that are landing with impact. With this progress, you'll ask why are we not delivering more consistent growth. The answer is straightforward. These good results have been tempered by 3 challenging dynamics. First, continued tough macroeconomic and related consumer confidence issues in the U.S. and Western Europe are affecting category growth rates across many of our businesses. As a result, our core sales in the combined North American and EMEA regions increase only 0.5% in Q2. Second, consumption volatility related to inflation-driven price increases across much of our portfolio has had an impact on volume in some businesses. Prices are being passed through to consumers. But as expected, we're seeing negative volume impacts. We've taken steps to establish what we believe is the right relationship between price and volume. However, we'll not get complete clarity on whether we have that equation in balance for another few months, given consumer purchase cycles. In the short term, the volatility has been a core growth negative versus prior year, but this challenge could very well break positive as we move forward. Our Rubbermaid Consumer global business unit has taken some of the most significant price increases this year, given resin costs, and core growth has declined about 1% in the first half of 2011. The final and most challenging issue that has tempered the momentum in some of our other businesses is the continued underperformance in our Baby & Parenting global business unit. Baby & Parenting core growth declined about 12% in the second quarter and on the first half. Excluding Baby & Parenting and Rubbermaid Consumer, our core growth in the first half of 2011 was nearly 3%. So what are the implications going forward? I believe our underlying performance is improving in most of our 13 global business units. Our second half plans are stronger than our first half plans and the innovation agenda has always been back-half-skewed. Although we have more opportunity, we're making progress broadening distribution on many of our 2010 and first half 2011 initiatives. However, the Baby & Parenting business is turning out to be a bigger challenge than we anticipated and the turnaround we expect to deliver will not happen overnight. That said, we have plans to stabilize Baby & Parenting in the second half of 2011 and believe we can exit the year in growth mode again. In this context, we expect total company core sales growth in the second half of the year to fall between 3% to 5%, generally in line with the long-term guidance provided for the business but below the implied second half growth rate communicated in June. The combination of our first half actual core sales growth of 0.2% and our range for the second half of 3% to 5% result in our full year core sale guidance of 1% to 3%. This revision to the June outlook is connected to a more conservative view of U.S. and European consumer confidence and of the timetable required to return the Baby & Parenting GBU to growth. Despite a strong plan in the second half of 2011 in Baby & Parenting, I believe this is a prudent and necessary perspective to embed in our second half expectations, given our first half actuals and the underlying category headwinds this business faces. Consequently, normalized EPS and operating cash flow guidance will shift downward in a line to the half 2 growth outlook, with EPS guidance of $1.55 to $1.62 and operating cash flow guidance of $520 million to $560 million. I believe the choice to revise our outlook is appropriate and gives us the room to deliver very solid second half core sales growth in the 3% to 5% range. There's been speculation about a need for a more significant EPS reset in order to set the stage for future growth. I do not believe that is necessary or appropriate. We have the people, the brands and the resources required to deliver steady core growth in the 3% to 5% range. This is our guidance and the team is focused on delivery month-by-month, quarter-by-quarter. We will stretch ourselves toward delivery at the high end of our guidance. That said, there are 3 important issues that, depending on how they play out, will influence whether we deliver the high or the lower end of the range. The first of those factors is our Baby & Parenting business. As I've said, the challenges we're facing in our Baby business are significant. The number of new births in the U.S. in 2010 fell to the lowest levels since 2003, and there's no indication that birthrates will recover quickly. Additionally, our Graco consumers, young parents starting a family, are some of the most economically stressed consumers in today's environment. In the near term, there does not appeared to be an external catalyst for that environment to improve, and in fact, the debt crises in the U.S. and across many countries in Europe could further stress consumer confidence. In this environment, our Baby & Parenting results will be driven by strengthening the value proposition for our brands, delivering outstanding innovation at the lower end of the market as a defensive tactic, stretching our key brands to the higher end of the market with value-added ideas, more aggressively deploying our full brand portfolio and executing brilliantly every day. In the second half in the U.S., we'll drive consumer-meaningful innovation in the Baby category by both protecting our plank at the low end with our new Century by Graco line and driving Graco to the premium value-added positioning with the broader deployment of the Graco Signature Series. We're also working with our retail partners to activate greater promotional support in the second half of 2011 than we had in the first half of the year. These activities are all built into the second half plans. Importantly, in Japan, we're seeing signs of progress on Aprica and believe the building momentum there could make a more meaningful contribution as the year progresses. I think the plans the team has put together can stabilize the business and then return it to growth as we exit 2011, into 2012. However, we must recognize that the consumer environment remains very tough. So while we believe the plans we have can deliver the intended outcome, the low end of our outlook range contemplates a scenario where the Baby business does not deliver the stabilization we expect. The second issue that could influence where in the range we land relates to how consumers respond to price increases we've taken on our Rubbermaid Consumer business. The Rubbermaid Consumer global business unit is executing well despite getting off to a slow start in Q1 due to a change in promotional strategy at key customers. Second quarter results were improved, and we and our customers have a more robust promotional plan in the back half of the year. The main concern here revolves around consumers' demand elasticity resulting from higher prices. As you may recall, we announced additional pricing actions, which went into effect in July, intended to offset excess input cost inflation. Those price increases are flowing into the marketplace now. The good news is that on many product lines, we believe our competitors have had to take greater price increases than we have. Our second half guidance assumes a modeled negative volume impact related to the price increases we've taken. In this difficult economic environment, there is some risk around what impact higher prices will ultimately have on consumer purchasing behavior. The last key variable that could influence where we fall in the back half core growth range is the consumers' response to our back-to-school programs. While more of our back-to-school selling occurred in July versus June than we expected, we've had a good sell-in for back-to-school and have developed strong programs for the season in partnership with our customers. Our Sharpie and Paper Mate brands are getting stronger every day, and we are positioned to win this important shopping season. The key uncertainty is whether the consumer will show up and spend. The resulting sell-through will be a critical success factor in reaching the high end of our guidance range. So again, we're leaving ourselves room to accommodate a reasonable range of outcomes around these 3 important areas of our business. I know our team is focused on execution, and I know they're playing for the high side of the revised growth, EPS and cash flow guidance. That said, we need to do that without compromising the strategic agenda we have to build our brands and categories for the future. I'm confident we can work through these dynamics and get the business back into the cadence of delivering what we say we're going to deliver. We need to simply do what we say we are going to do. As I mentioned earlier, there's tremendous upside here at Newell Rubbermaid. The growth potential is what led me to take this job. We have a great portfolio of brands in growing and globally relevant categories. As I've said, I believe the company has the people, the brands and the resources required to deliver our upside potential. And there are significant opportunities to accelerate growth and improve profitability of our business by more effective commercialization of our products and innovation, more complete deployment of our brand portfolio across our existing geographic and channel footprint and by expanding more aggressively into faster-growing emerging markets with the appropriate subset of our portfolio. To get this done, we'll have to continue to improve our cost structure and reduce our working capital to free up the fuel for growth and investment. We'll need to execute with EDGE, which is a concept I've used before, and stands for Every Day Great Execution. Execution with EDGE ensures no opportunity is left unleveraged. We'll need to continue to build the capabilities of our team with the consumer and the customer in the center of everything that we do. And we'll need to drive a performance culture deep into the organization with a relentless commitment to delivery month-by-month and quarter-by-quarter. With that, let me hand it over to Juan for a deeper dive in the numbers, and then return for some brief summary comments before taking your questions.