If you hear me get electrocuted and fall to the ground, you'll know. Okay. In a nutshell, here's a little montage. The whole story of what's going on is contained in these 4 photos. It's kind of silly. I know it's not normal convention to talk directly about a competitor, but it's kind of silly not to talk about Wayfair. It's the elephant in the room. It's changed the whole landscape of the industry we're in. For example, in the upper left-hand corner, you see they are spending 8x -- they're running 8x as many TV spots as we are. That's just one example. In the upper right-hand corner, you see our earnings history. There, in red, you see a nice Internet company dribbling along at basically 1%, struggling to make $10 million, $15 million, $20 million, $30 million of pretax income per year, our retail business. That picture, those red bars, is as rare as a unicorn. Where are you going to see that? We -- but yet, we've -- it's just silly not to acknowledge, somebody to come in, taken exactly our business model and has now lost $700 million in the last 4 years. There's such a thing as margin compression and that margin compression when we have a direct competitor who's just doing this that just lost $0.25 billion in pretax operating income, just -- so we've decided we can't operate -- hello? Someone just broke into our line, operator. We've decided we can't play that. I've decided we can't play that game any longer. We're in a knife fight, and this time, we're going to answer in time. And we think we can do so far better and more efficiently. And I think we're the most efficient e-commerce engine out there. We've shown it in the past by showing profits. Now we're going to show that we can play the game that everyone else played, and we can do it far better than they did. In the lower left-hand side, we'll be going through these slides a little bit in more detail later, their share of voice, that's a leading indicator. I'll tell you how we get there. But the fact that those have crossed, that we have now crossed the company that was 3 or 4x our size and market cap, 4, 5, 6x, whatever, we've now actually closed in terms of share of -- that's a very important leading indicator. And on the lower right-hand corner, you'll see another rare thing. Well no, everybody sees hockey stick projections all the time, which we're about this, this is not a projection. This is accurate because we're doing something unusual in that we're showing you January and February customer growth. So this isn't just a projection. Saum?