Thank you, Sumner, for that nice introduction. Good afternoon, everybody, and thank you for joining us. I'm pleased to report today that CBS has currently gained its best third quarter in our history, in all key metrics including double-digit revenue growth and healthy increases in OIBDA, operating income and EPS. Revenue was up 11% to $3.6 billion. OIBDA was up 4% to $941 million. Operating income was up 5% to $828 million. And EPS was up 19% to $0.76. These results are very consistent with what you've been seeing all year long. We've had a record-breaking first half followed by this best third quarter we've ever had. And we're well on our way to a record full year in 2013. As you'll hear today, we're also extremely confident we'll have a terrific 2014 and many years beyond that as well. The reason we continue to post such strong results and have such great confidence on our future is because in addition to the vitality of our base business, our fast-growing nonadvertising revenue streams are getting better all the time. This concludes continued healthy increases in international syndication, digital streaming, cable affiliate fees and of course, retrans and reverse comp. Speaking of that, I know you've all been focused on the Time Warner Cable dispute, the factors that the blackout did not negatively affect our company's third quarter results, and obviously has led to dramatic gains in retrans, which is now up 50% year-to-date. And you'll see even bigger increases in the years to come. In addition, and very importantly, we also retained full digital rights to our content, giving us the flexibility to do a number of deals since we struck the Time Warner Cable one. These include our first major streaming deal for Showtime series with Netflix, a deal with Comcast to license our content to its online Streampix service, an agreement to bring the Smithsonian network to Apple TV and expansion of our CBS app to include all of our primetime shows on both the iOS and Android platforms a new international streaming deal for Under the Dome with Amazon to go along with the domestic agreement we already have with them, our second streaming deal with Latin America and the Caribbean and others as well with more to come. But once again, these deals show the importance of retaining our digital rights. Plus, this constant flow of deals has brought our mix of advertising and nonadvertising revenue to a virtual 50-50 split for the first time ever. It's quite a different story from just a few years ago when it was more like 70-30. The good news is that our traditional advertising business is also growing strongly, including network advertising, which was up 13% during the quarter, the highest in many, many years. The driving force behind our continued strong performance is CBS's evolution into a company focused around content. And once the separation of our Outdoor Americas business is complete, you'll be seeing more quarters like this one with about 1/2 of our revenue coming from non-advertising sources. Plus, the moves we are making in Outdoor, as well as the continued health of our company will enable us to return more value to our investors. We've always said that returning capital to shareholders is a key priority for us. And you can be certain that it will continue going forward as well. Now let's take a look at the performance of each of our businesses, starting with Entertainment. Then I'll turn it over to Joe for more insight into our results followed by your questions. The company's terrific third quarter numbers were driven by our successful summer programming schedule on the CBS Television Network. We greatly increased our output of original programming, including the expanded schedule for Big Brother, new episodes of Unforgettable and the debut of Under the Dome. As you know, ratings for Under the Dome were beyond all expectations. And we own 100% of this new franchise, meaning we will continue to monetize it for years to come. Next summer, we'll have season 2 of Under the Dome, as well as another new original series called, Extant, which is also from Steven Spielberg's Amblin Entertainment, and stars, Halley Berry, in her first television series. Just like Under the Dome, we own Extant 100%. Through the success of our summer programming, we have in essence created a whole new day-part where we are now generating significant new advertising revenue, creating new digital streaming models to fund production and launching new own content franchises that will pay off for years to come. Our momentum has continued into the fall season where CBS is, once again, the most watched network. We have 3 of the top 5 shows on television and 14 time-period winning programs more than all of the other networks combined. We also have the top 3 new comedies in The Millers, The Crazy Ones and Mom. Plus, we have the #1 show on television, NCIS, the #1 comedy in The Big Bang Theory. Both of these the shows are pulling in more than 20 million viewers a week, and thanks to the strength of our schedule scattered here in the fourth quarter is up double digits above the upfront and double digits above this time last year as well. At the same time, there are also some exciting developments underway in the network television business model. We are moving towards the universal. And we get paid fair value for every impression we offer to our advertisers. This is still evolving, but it's inevitable and will benefit us in a number of ways. First, VOD viewing is now being measured by Nielsen. And we're getting paid for the viewing that occurs within the first 3 days of air. Next, as you've heard before, were having discussions about changing the standard measurement window beyond 3 days. We have already concluded deals with some significant clients for 7-day viewing. And we expect this to be the norm for next season. There is clearly value in advertising that's seen between days 4 and 7 and beyond that as well. We intend to monetize that viewing going forward. In addition, technology will increasingly allow programmers to insert clients up to the minute messages no matter when a program is watched. The current buzzword for this is dynamic ad insertion. And it's another great growth opportunity for us. Plus, all of this doesn't even take into consideration the ad dollars we generate when our programming is viewed on the Internet, as evidenced by another strong quarter of double-digit revenue growth at CBS Interactive. So from VOD to 7-day viewing to dynamic ad insertion to Internet streaming, we are on our way to monetizing every eyeball that's viewing our content. It's clear that in this era of ever-changing technology, the world can no longer be looked at as it used to be. And measurement continues to get more sophisticated, the future for us looks very bright. And that goes for live events, too, where we continue to generate bigger and bigger audiences. During the quarter, our broadcast of the primetime Emmy awards delivered the show's largest audience in 8 years. Meanwhile, our NFL football ratings are 5% ahead of last year's huge numbers, including the highest-rated games so far this season when the Broncos came back to win against the Cowboys. And our SEC football coverage is up 23% for the season, led by the Alabama-Texas A&M matchup, which threw our best ratings for a regular-season afternoon college football game in 23 years. These strong ratings, by the way, are being sold into a very healthy sports marketplace here in the fourth quarter. In addition, our live events are increasingly getting a lift from social media, which is proving to be a powerful complementary platform for us. And thanks to new deals like our amplifying initiative with Twitter, we're not only benefiting promotionally, but we're now beginning to monetize clips of these events as well. Speaking of big events, CBS Films is coming off a terrific opening for Last Vegas. With a modest budget, the movie exceeds expectations over the weekend by pulling in north of $16 million at the box office and has done significant business since then as well. Plus, it earned an A- in the score rating, meaning that it stands to have strong legs in the weeks ahead. And later in the quarter, we look forward to the premiere of Inside Llewyn Davis from the Coen brothers, which earlier this year won the Grand Prix of the Cannes Film Festival. Turning to news, quality continues to translate into quantity as exceptional coverage leads to high ratings. CBS This Morning, CBS Evening News with Scott Pelley, CBS Sunday Morning and Face the Nation are all delivering their highest ratings in years. And 60 Minutes remains the #1 news program overall. Plus, just a few weeks ago, CBS News won 12 Emmy awards the most of any network and far more than the other 2 major broadcast networks combined. So our content is hitting on all cylinders. And its success is fueling our ability to get paid in all sorts of other ways as well. For example, one of the key drivers during the quarter was the domestic syndication sale of both NCIS: L.A. and The Good Wife, which led to 18% growth in content licensing and distribution. We are now replicating this kind of syndication success at Showtime, which I'll talk about in a minute. And across the company, we are replenishing the pipeline with new owned franchises that will continue to drive our results. This includes the recently announced new spinoff of NCIS that will be set in New Orleans, and will also be produced by CBS Studios. Internationally, we're once again using our content as a form of investment and to new markets. During the quarter, we announced a deal with one of the largest media companies in Europe, the RTL group, to expand into 29 markets across Asia. Going forward, we will continue to take advantage of opportunities to expand our footprint through ventures like this. And as I mentioned, we are also beginning to receive fair value for our content in retrans and reverse comp. We are the #1 network. And we will continue to negotiate rates that are more in line with the numbers of viewers we bring to our programming distributors. It was, obviously, unfortunate, that we could not reach a deal with Time Warner Cable more quickly and peaceably, just as we did with Verizon FiOS. But we emerged with better rates, full digital flexibility and more viewers. And our record breaking third quarter results today speak for themselves. This is also the first time, remember, in over 100 negotiations in the past few years that we have ever gone dark. Going forward, we are optimistic that we will forge new deals that recognize the full value of CBS. And we also look forward to striking new agreements with our affiliates for reverse compensation, many of which are coming up for renegotiation at the end of next year. Meanwhile, in Cable, we also continue to make progress in rates as well as distribution. Showtime is growing subs for 10 straight years. And the CBS Sports Network is now in more than 50 million homes, with significantly more to come in '14. Of course, original programming is the core of our success at Showtime. Homeland remains the network's #1 show. A new season is 25% ahead of the last one. Our newest series, Masters of Sex, has also become a hit with ratings 31% higher than Homeland's fresh new season. And both of these shows have, of course, been renewed. In addition, as I mentioned earlier, we have begun licensing our Showtime programs just as we've done so successfully at CBS. A few weeks ago, we announced the deal to license Dexter to Netflix. And we're in the process of licensing the show to various cable networks and local broadcast groups as well. When it's said and done, we will have achieved the same sort of syndication value per show for Dexter as we have for NCIS: L.A. and The Good Wife. Plus, we will continue to make Dexter available to subscribers on our Showtime Anytime app. And now our latest hit, Ray Donovan, has finished its freshman season as Showtime's top-rated new series. And we own it 100%. So you can expect to see the benefits of this new series into the future as well. Meanwhile, our new boxing deal with Floyd Mayweather has taken Showtime Sports to a whole new level. Last month's Mayweather-Canelo Alvarez fight was the highest grossing pay-per-view event of all time. And we look forward to continuing to grow this franchise in the years ahead. Also, in Cable, our recent investment in the TV Guide Network has begun extremely well. Over the summer, we added CBS programming into the mix, resulting in triple-digit ratings increases. In Publishing, we also had a strong quarter, Simon & Schuster, turning solid revenue growth and even better profit growth. And digital book sales were up 39%. Meanwhile, excluding political from a year ago, Local Broadcasting revenue was also up during the quarter. And our New York duopoly, including our flagship station, WCBS, was up 10%. And that includes political from last year. This double-digit growth was achieved during a quarter when the station was dark during the entire month of August. Just to show how strong we came out of that in the month immediately following the blackout, WCBS was the top billing station in the country. Turning to radio, the CBS Sports Radio network continues to help drive our results. Plus, digital revenue was up 19% in the quarter. And nontraditional revenue, including our growing local events business, was up 9%. So across the company, this was a terrific quarter. The performance of our base business was extremely strong. And our newest, fast-growing nonadvertising revenue sources are having a dramatic impact on the results. As I said, we already know that 2013 will be CBS's best year ever. We're now fully focused on executing the same sort of success in 2014 and beyond. Here's why we're so confident in where we're headed. First, we have 2 more of our hit shows, Hawaii Five-0 and Blue Bloods, going into first-cycle syndication next year. And we have refilled the pipeline to the years ahead with shows like Elementary, Ray Donovan, Under the Dome, The Millers and more on the way. Next, we'll continue to renegotiate our retrans and reverse comp deals to recognize the fair market value of CBS. Our 2 major deals this summer reset the bar for just 20% of our footprint, meaning there's a lot more growth to come. As a result, we are now tracking well ahead of the $1 billion in 2017 that we've told you about in the past. In addition, 2014 is another political year. We fully expect to surpass 2012 because midterm elections, historically, generate more revenues for us. And we have a number of big elections coming up in our O&O markets. Considering the rhetoric in Washington, there will be a lot of money raised and spent next year. And as always, rancor equals revenue. Plus, we have closed on our sale of our Outdoor business in Europe and Asia. And the separation of our Outdoor Americas business next year will mean that roughly 1/2 of CBS's revenue going forward will come from steady and recurring sources. This move will also greatly solidify our ability to return value to shareholders. Joe will give you an update on all this in a little bit. Finally, as we continue to evolve into a company that is all about premium content, I'm particularly excited about the work we're doing across CBS to create and own new programming. Each new franchise we produce allows us to take advantage of the increasing financial opportunities afforded by technology. And this is what will drive CBS to continued future success. Thank you. And with that, I'll turn it over to Jeff.