Thank you, Jesse. Good morning, and welcome to the Second Quarter 2022 Icahn Enterprises' Earnings Conference Call. Joining me on today's call is Ted Papapostolou, our Chief Financial Officer. Together, we'll provide an overview of Q2 results and then be available for questions. For the sake of brevity, all net income and EBITDA amounts that we'll discuss here today are attributable to Icahn Enterprises unless we otherwise specify. Before we get into the results, I wanted to reemphasize that we believe activism is the best paradigm for investing. We are putting our activist principles into effect in both our majority controlled and our minority positions held in our Investment segment, and currently have representatives on 14 public company boards. Additionally, we strongly believe in hedging our positions to mitigate risk, especially in the volatile markets in which we are living today. Now into the numbers. For the 6 months ended June 30, 2022, our net income was $195 million, $0.64 per depository unit and our adjusted EBITDA was $742 million. For reference, last year's first half figures were $26 million and net income $0.10 per depository unit and adjusted EBITDA of $627 million. Our second quarter discrete results were a net loss of $128 million, adjusted EBITDA of $126 million. This represents an improvement of $8 million of net income and a decrease of $66 million of adjusted EBITDA compared to quarter 2 of 2021. Our indicative net asset value as of June 30, 2021, was $6.6 billion, up $1.5 billion from the ending figures of December 2021. The change in net asset value includes, among other things, changes in the fair value of certain subsidiaries, which are not included in our GAAP earnings reporting above. Regarding our segments. For the first half of 2022, our investment funds had a positive return of 4.3%, driven primarily by our energy investments. The second quarter had a negative return of 4.8%, driven by movements principally in our healthcare investments partially offset by broad market hedges. CVI ended the quarter and the half with very strong performance, largely due to improved crack spreads and UAN pricing. In light of the strong 2022 performance today in both the refining and fertilizer segment, CVI announced a dividend of $3 per share, which includes a special dividend of $2.60. UAN announced a dividend of $10.05 in its distributions to its unitholders. Our Automotive segment continues to execute the transformation plan and is seeing improvements in the services shop margins and is seeing a reduction in overall losses within the parts business. We closed the quarter overall with cash and investments in the funds of approximately $5.9 billion. The Board declared a $2 per unit quarterly distribution payable in cash for additional units. And with that, let me turn it over to Ted for a detailed discussion of all of our segments. Ted?